- Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4
breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for
dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is
cute, forget the fruit.
- u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into
left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left.
- May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and
decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
- I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving
thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
- It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour
to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a
lifetime to forget someone
- Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to
find This is always good and true So dont go changing old
for new!
- What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure
is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
- If you see some one without a smile,give him one of
yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine
others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
- 9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give,
learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2
love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
- If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it
as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm
hug and they both melted in each others arms...
- sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom.
&sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da
opportunity 2know u!!
- I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
- to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to
see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at
future..but,to see all of this,look at the
mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me
wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I
die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
- Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U
this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never
have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
- It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1
loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the
best when some1 never 4gets u.
- SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
- 7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
- When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.
But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö
BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
- Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out
H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take
out B,still IT remains....
- Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u
can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on
smiling.
- It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in
water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r
the sweetest in the whole world.
- I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things
behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind
& left a smile on my face....
- Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
- Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always
smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice.
Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.
- Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours
like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1
still wants 2 c u SMILING !!
- Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn
jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches &
slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying
nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance
percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of
class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit
teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst
evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
"HEAVEN"
- Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
- I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but
not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many
brothers... but none as SWEET as you.
- Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on
Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on
Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday
- let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!By Sardar
- true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a
late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u
ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"
- positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in
the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont
cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!
- YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START
- Accepts you as you are,
Believes in you,
Calls you just to say "Hi!"
Doesn't give up on you,
Envisions the whole of you!
Forgives your mistakes,
Gives unconditionally,
Helps you when you need a hand!
Ignores your little flaws,
Just wants to be with you,
Keeps you close to their heart,
Loves you for who you are!
Makes a difference in your life!
Never judges unfairly,
Offers support,
Picks you up when you're down!
Quiets your fears,
Raises your spirits,
Says nice things about you, and
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it!
Understands you,
Values the good things in you,
Walks beside you through sun or rain!
Xplains things you don't understand,
Yells when you won't listen, and
ZAPS you back to reality when you need it!
- Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it...
- let mee gooo draw your face !
dont move !
,,,,,
@ @
. ! .
. ^^ .
. haiy hayi tuseeee kedeh sony hoooo
- Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...!
- If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna
crash!
- i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to
start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a
color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.
- never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they
always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.
- <i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
- <h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerous
- Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID
ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
- 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
- system of love
jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss
U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......
- love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan...................
- 2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover &
remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2
sim card & say "govinda govinda"
- Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not
bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber
got accident in november.Urs december.
- womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan
urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier
problems delete ur smile and hang ur life from ss
- 7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
- If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me???
Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising
answers.... ans me first!!! plz....
- press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me
- REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
- life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary.
chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had
american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food
- 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim
Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch
say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch :
- Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
- Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND
HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND
NEXT....!
- sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...
- 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
- Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
<w>Wonderful
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
<h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerous
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